The Crackship Captain
Current Crack Ship I'm in: Jovenchel (Jovenshire+Me!) <3
Current obsession I will mainly be posting about for awhile: Rooster Teeth


Thonis-Heracleion (the Egyptian and Greek names of the city) is a city lost between legend and reality. Before the foundation of Alexandria in 331 BC, the city knew glorious times as the obligatory port of entry to Egypt for all ships coming from the Greek world. It had also a religious importance because of the temple of Amun, which played an important role in rites associated with dynasty continuity. The city was founded probably around the 8th century BC, underwent diverse natural catastrophes, and finally sunk entirely into the depths of the Mediterranean in the 8th century AD. (via)
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
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summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
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why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
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but klaine can’t kiss
Glee’s getting all progressive and envelope-pushing with all the heterosexuality up in here.
Remember how the group of conservative parents wrote articles about how THIS would ruin their children’s innocense?
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